Friday, February 25, 2011

Planting flowers under grey skies

Grey sky 27889

Before

is this a rake or a back scratch?!

modern day irrigation.. rain spout =] 
Flowers all planted and white picket fence started

the end.. just realized there is no more white picket fence.

I planted tulips.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

i'm going so nuts for coconuts

This is day three on my coconut oil journey. Ill tell you what. Coconut oil is from a Higher Plane of Existence. I have been putting coconut oil in my fungal infected ear just once a day for the passed three days. I have also been putting the coconut oil on other things to see what coconut oil will work well with.

if his shoe was huge..
My mom is a diabetic, and her big toe is infected from a hang nail. (SIDE FACT: The tallest man whoever lived died from the complications of a hangnail, robert wadlow, who happens to be related to my grandmother =]) So I have also been using her as a coconut oil guinea pig. She has no objections because she doesnt want her toe amputated and the drs are so expensive here in Eastern North Carolina. Besides its in the name of science.

At first i was kind of baffled on how i was going to get the solid oil into my ear. Good thing ingenuity kicked in. I fetched a pale of water, placed said pale into the microwave until the water was nice and hot. That process took roughly 2 minutes. 5 - 4 -3 -2 -1........OPEN MICROWAVE NO BEEP.. Felt like bomb defuser.

Then I placed the jar of solid coconut oil into the warm water. The coconut oil took roughly 5-10 minutes to be completely liquefied. Once the coconut oil is completely liquefied I took an ear dropper and driped 10-15 drops into the infected ear. Instantly i could feel the soothing nature of the oil. I left the drops in for like 30-45 mins, everyone else said 20 but i do it my way because well.. i  just do. WTF can the extra time hurt you know? The ear is already effed up..  After the time elapsed i let the coconut oil drain out slowly.

Ear Results:

  • Day 2, i woke up and my ear pain was gone, and the discharge still had a strange smell as well as color but the production seemed to have slow down a tad bit.
  • Day 3 i woke up, the discharge did not have the brown coloring and the smell has tapered off an extreme amount, this is pretty amazing since i have literally spent only a few dollars on this coconut oil compared to the ineffective poison called antibiotics and dr visit. FUUUUUUU lame ass american healthcare.
Moms Foot Results:
  • 1st application showed slight improvement of redness over night
  • 2nd application has shown little to no improvement, but also not really worsening either.
Other Results: (random things i found to put it on since its microbicidal)
  • I had a bump on my ass cheek. Applied the coconut topically, 16 hours later. GONE.
  • tiny black heads on my forehead and nose... Applied topically, 16 hours later. GONE.
Coconut oil for sale on amazon:

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Trying to find coconut oil in eastern north carolina

I have been battling an ear infection for damn near two years now. IT JUST WONT GO AWAY. I have tried taking antibiotics so many times. Nothing. So I decided to GOOGLE "home remedies for curing ear infections". Something i kept noticing, was the suggestion to use coconut oil.

As it turns out, coconut oil is great for kicking the ass of most types of microbiol, ranging from virus to fungus. This caused a four hour research period to back up the claims of the legendary effects of coconut oil. I also researched the most common forms of ear infections. Turns out fungal infections are the most common, and on top of that, are resistant to antibiotitcs. So basicly, if your dr says, you have a fungal infection of the ear, here some some antibiotics. Throw them back in their face and tell them you are getting some coconut oil.

I take a shower, brush the teefies, get dressed like a boss, and throw the glasses on to set it all off. Jump in the broke down ford escort and im off. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM put put shimmy shake ZOOOOOOM. On to the nearest grocery store to score a jar of coconut oil. Low and behold, make my way to food lion. They didnt have my coconut oil. Walmart a mile away must have it. No... no such luck, the one lady actually told me that this wasnt mexico. Idk what that was ment to imply.

After a short deliberation i decide going to harris teeter might be the only option i have to obtain my coveted coconut oil. So i start my 30 min drive there. I took a few pics on the way, admired the beautiful day. Once i got to to harris teeter and walked in, i went straight to the first assitant i seen and asked them to direct me to the coconut oil, Success! They had it. I was exicted. I walked around a little bit more, talked to the sushi cheft, and the starbucks girl. Went down the Wine isle, didnt buy anything, and sampled some cheese.









I then checked out and went home. Then i warmed up the solidified coconut oil until it was a luke warm liquid and dropped roughly 15 drops into the infected ear. Instantly soothing relief. The itching and pain subsided. Most people said leave it in there for atleast 20 mins. I left it in for 30 and let is slowly drain out by itself with out a real effort to get it all out. I think in my case, wtf can i lose. Hopefully this bs infection. Ill keep everyone posted with the results. If this shit works, i swear to god, im going to use it on every ailment. =] Sinus infection? FUUUUUUUUUUU- NO! Snort a little coconut oil, good to go.


  1. Nutiva Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, 15-Ounce Tubs (Pack of 2)
  2. Pure Extra Virgin Coconut Oil (Organic) 16 oz
  3. Safety 1st Prograde Clear View Ear Scope
  4. The Doctors Book of Home Remedies: Quick Fixes, Clever Techniques, and Uncommon Cures to Get You Feeling Better Fast
  5. 1801 Home Remedies

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Trollin even in my dream world

Jk not really trolling but the dream did start underneath a really dark and dank wooden bridge, soon as i came too, i was like WTF why are we in this dark area lets get to some light. It was two girls and I. It seemed like we might of been hiding, or they were and i just appeared in the dream like yo, what do.
 Anyways, i persuaded them to leave the darkness because it smelled of penicillin, so i push some bricks through the wall and climb into through it to find myself in some old crazy lady's shed. How do i know she was an old crazy lady? well because my dream characters told me so AFTER we got in there.. They were like "oh btw this woman is crazy as fuck and i think she has a shot gun"

 Sure enough i look up and the old crazy west Virginian has a shot gun.. and shoots a warning in the air. I bolted like Flash. Zoooooom. Running as fast as i could through her yard right through some tree's. Right directly on the other side of the trees was an electric fence to a garden. I cleared it, running through fleshly ploughed land.

 Trying not to step on any plants. I did this for a few yards until i got to a street, that turned into a 3rd world style village. Well i noticed as i walked by these half ass sheds, that these people were growing this food and hoarding it. Like TONS AND TONS of food was stored in here, and when i went in and stole an apple from a barrel some hindu looking man came in the room i was in and started to chase me around a bale of hay. I threw the apple at him and hit him in the face with it.. Laughed a bit and darted out of the room where the beautiful dream scape started to fade.

Here is some really good info on dreaming:
Lucid Dreaming: Gateway to the Inner Self
Dreaming
Exploring the World of Lucid Dreaming
Conscious Dreaming: A Spiritual Path for Everyday Life

Friday, February 11, 2011

Egypt winsssss

Yes! The people win !!!! Liberty prevails !!!!!!.

Take notes america. This is what it takes for justice!


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

What are Classes And Objects in java programming


What are classes and objects in the java programming language you ask? well this video does my best job to explain them. This was a class assignment. ENJOY!!!!

Friday, February 4, 2011

how to add google adsense inside a blogger post



this is a short video on how to add google adsense inside an actual blogger post, since blogger doesnt automaticly give this as an option.

More info about google adsense :