Thursday, October 13, 2011

Whats up 99% this is 1% #ocupywallstreet

Hey the 99%,

My name is the 1%, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, lazy, no-lifes who spend every second of their day complaining how the corporations keep you down. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever taken a shower? I mean, I guess it's fun whining and complaining because of you made the wrong choices in life, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying shares when they’re high.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a CEO of a multinational conglomerate, and a multi-millionaire. What jobs have you held, other than working as a barista? I almost pay no taxes, and have a high yielding diverse stock folder (the DOW just rallied 300 points; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should go home and get a job. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bills.




  1. Hello 1%.
    Your life must have been hard, born into wealth never knowing hunger or the burn of not getting what you want. And then going to a school that your parents paid for and focusing on your education with out having to have a part time job. Times must have been hard. But then they got harder you graduated from university and had to make a tough choice. Which relitive would you get a job from and then the even more tough question: when managing some big company what would you do all day as your assistants and employees did all the work? How will you find someone who understands the pain of your life?
    The troubles you have are so terrible and harsh. I'll pray for you.

  2. Yo dawg, I heard you like money, so we put some money in yo money so you can sell your soul while you sell the 99% up the river