Monday, July 18, 2011

Dear Bank of America, FUCK YOU

Attention bank of america.. Fuck you.
Why fuck you? Well, because your "keep the change" program has caused my whole account to go -$30 causing me to now be late on the rest of my fuckin bills (4 to be exact.. each with a 25$ godamn late fee). How did this happen you ask? Well your system (that i have to have or i must pay a fee every month to have access to my own godamn money) charged me $12 for making a 3 $5 transfer's from MY SAVINGS to MY CHECKING because YOU KEEP MY FUCKIN CHANGE.. So because you kept my change, and i needed said change in order to get gas to go to class, i had a fee. Well that fee that was paid to bank of america FIRST, caused my next 6 transactions to be negative transactions incruing more mother fuckin fee's. Your customer service told me, well, you should have kept a better eye on your account, im sorry. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Your service charged me a fee which made me have to pay more fee's. Is there an algorithm for that? Fuckin cunts. I hope you fall down the stairs of your piece of shit yacht today.. or one of your kids gets sars from your trip overseas. bitches.






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7 comments:

  1. Something like that happened to me.
    Since then, I simply have all of my money at home, locked up.

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  2. And that's why I stick to Wells Fargo.

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  3. That's some straight fucking bullshit right there. That's why I stick with smaller banks. They have a tendency not to do completely retarded things like that

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  4. nice to see some unadulterated rage on the blogosphere.

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  5. just one more way for them to swindle you out of your money....

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  6. shit man. My grandma had something like happen to her last year and had to borrow some money from me to help pay off all these ridiculous fees that recurred. The bank deducted something that set off a chain reaction of bullshit fees and charges from her account. Bastards.

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  7. Fucking bank wanker bastards. I hate them with an unholy fire.

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