Sunday, February 20, 2011

Trying to find coconut oil in eastern north carolina

I have been battling an ear infection for damn near two years now. IT JUST WONT GO AWAY. I have tried taking antibiotics so many times. Nothing. So I decided to GOOGLE "home remedies for curing ear infections". Something i kept noticing, was the suggestion to use coconut oil.

As it turns out, coconut oil is great for kicking the ass of most types of microbiol, ranging from virus to fungus. This caused a four hour research period to back up the claims of the legendary effects of coconut oil. I also researched the most common forms of ear infections. Turns out fungal infections are the most common, and on top of that, are resistant to antibiotitcs. So basicly, if your dr says, you have a fungal infection of the ear, here some some antibiotics. Throw them back in their face and tell them you are getting some coconut oil.

I take a shower, brush the teefies, get dressed like a boss, and throw the glasses on to set it all off. Jump in the broke down ford escort and im off. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM put put shimmy shake ZOOOOOOM. On to the nearest grocery store to score a jar of coconut oil. Low and behold, make my way to food lion. They didnt have my coconut oil. Walmart a mile away must have it. No... no such luck, the one lady actually told me that this wasnt mexico. Idk what that was ment to imply.

After a short deliberation i decide going to harris teeter might be the only option i have to obtain my coveted coconut oil. So i start my 30 min drive there. I took a few pics on the way, admired the beautiful day. Once i got to to harris teeter and walked in, i went straight to the first assitant i seen and asked them to direct me to the coconut oil, Success! They had it. I was exicted. I walked around a little bit more, talked to the sushi cheft, and the starbucks girl. Went down the Wine isle, didnt buy anything, and sampled some cheese.









I then checked out and went home. Then i warmed up the solidified coconut oil until it was a luke warm liquid and dropped roughly 15 drops into the infected ear. Instantly soothing relief. The itching and pain subsided. Most people said leave it in there for atleast 20 mins. I left it in for 30 and let is slowly drain out by itself with out a real effort to get it all out. I think in my case, wtf can i lose. Hopefully this bs infection. Ill keep everyone posted with the results. If this shit works, i swear to god, im going to use it on every ailment. =] Sinus infection? FUUUUUUUUUUU- NO! Snort a little coconut oil, good to go.


  1. Nutiva Organic Extra Virgin Coconut Oil, 15-Ounce Tubs (Pack of 2)
  2. Pure Extra Virgin Coconut Oil (Organic) 16 oz
  3. Safety 1st Prograde Clear View Ear Scope
  4. The Doctors Book of Home Remedies: Quick Fixes, Clever Techniques, and Uncommon Cures to Get You Feeling Better Fast
  5. 1801 Home Remedies

9 comments:

  1. Another medicinal use of coconuts. What's next? A cure for cancer?

    From what I heard, coconuts has lots of health benefits.

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  2. the true natural medicines clearly the best :)

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  3. Now the thing is, how the hell someone got to the conclusion that coconut oil is good for ear infections? I just can't imagine someone sticking a lot of different things into his ear until he finds what reliefs his pain...

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  4. This was wonderfully entertaining to read, I'm definitely a new follower.

    -Colby Kern

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  5. why dont u just try mayonaise? pretty damn close

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